Starting off yet another series of posts, I'll be posting videos I encounter every now and then. Enjoy!
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
Maniacal Machinations: Famous Last Words
"Wait a minute . . ." - Pope Alexander VI
"Am I dying, or is this my birthday?" - Lady Nancy Astor (seeing her family at her bedside)
"Maybe they only had one rocket" - A soldier in WW2 just after his bunker was hit by a rocket. A second volley came soon enough.
"Who is it? Who is it?" - Billy the Kid
"I live!" - Caligula
"I'm bored with it all." - Winston Churchill
"But how the devil do you think this could harm me?." - Denis Diderot
"Dammit…Don't you dare ask God to help me." - Joan Crawford
"Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine after jumping out of a window
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman
"No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die." - Crawford Goldsby after being asked if he had anything to say before being hanged
"Don't worry…it's not loaded…" - Terry Kath
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx after being asked what his last words were
"Don't make a mess of it - shoot straight, you bastards." - Harry Morant
"This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear." - Laurence Oliver (his nurse was trying to moisten his lips but missed)
"Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!" - Carl Panzram
"I can't believe, after all this time, it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko
"I'd like to be in hell in time for dinner." - Edward H. Ruloff
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist…" - General John Sedgwick
"Why, yes, a bulletproof vest." - Domonic Willard (just before his execution by firing squad when he was asked if he had any last requests)
"Oh, what's the bloody point?" - Kenneth Williams (final journal entry)
On a different note, to quote Paltir, "What're the last words you'll hear from a redneck? 'Watch this.'"
"Am I dying, or is this my birthday?" - Lady Nancy Astor (seeing her family at her bedside)
"Maybe they only had one rocket" - A soldier in WW2 just after his bunker was hit by a rocket. A second volley came soon enough.
"Who is it? Who is it?" - Billy the Kid
"I live!" - Caligula
"I'm bored with it all." - Winston Churchill
"But how the devil do you think this could harm me?." - Denis Diderot
"Dammit…Don't you dare ask God to help me." - Joan Crawford
"Now why did I do that?" - General William Erskine after jumping out of a window
"I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring." - Richard Feynman
"No! I didn't come here to make a speech. I came here to die." - Crawford Goldsby after being asked if he had anything to say before being hanged
"Don't worry…it's not loaded…" - Terry Kath
"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" - Karl Marx after being asked what his last words were
"Don't make a mess of it - shoot straight, you bastards." - Harry Morant
"This isn't Hamlet, you know. It's not meant to go into the bloody ear." - Laurence Oliver (his nurse was trying to moisten his lips but missed)
"Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling around!" - Carl Panzram
"I can't believe, after all this time, it was a bloody banana that killed me." - Ivanka Perko
"I'd like to be in hell in time for dinner." - Edward H. Ruloff
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist…" - General John Sedgwick
"Why, yes, a bulletproof vest." - Domonic Willard (just before his execution by firing squad when he was asked if he had any last requests)
"Oh, what's the bloody point?" - Kenneth Williams (final journal entry)
On a different note, to quote Paltir, "What're the last words you'll hear from a redneck? 'Watch this.'"
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Maniacal Machinations: Quotes on England
I was reading the Wikipedia article on England when I came across the Wikiquote link. What I found was more than just a bit amusing:
"England... is a nation of shopkeepers" - Napoleon
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot water bottles" - George Mikes
"On the Continent, people have good food; in England, people have good table manners." - George Mikes
"An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one." - George Mikes
"England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex." - Jackie Mason
"We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners. We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians." - Halvard Lange
"Not to be English was for my family so terrible a handicap as almost to place the sufferer in the permanent invalid class." - Osbert Lancaster
"In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce." - Francesco Caracciolo
"I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world." - Malcolm Bradbury
"The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it." - James Agate
"England... is a nation of shopkeepers" - Napoleon
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot water bottles" - George Mikes
"On the Continent, people have good food; in England, people have good table manners." - George Mikes
"An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one." - George Mikes
"England is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than sex." - Jackie Mason
"We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners. We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians." - Halvard Lange
"Not to be English was for my family so terrible a handicap as almost to place the sufferer in the permanent invalid class." - Osbert Lancaster
"In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce." - Francesco Caracciolo
"I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world." - Malcolm Bradbury
"The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it." - James Agate
Maniacal Machinations: Words of Wisdom
Abraham Lincoln once described one of his generals as being able to "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory".
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Maniacal Machinations: Masterpiece Theater
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jill pulled out a big black dildo and gave ol' Jack some lovin'.
Jill pulled out a big black dildo and gave ol' Jack some lovin'.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Infernal Images: You're Doing It Wrong
It's my birthday today, so I think ima celebrate with some more bizarre pics.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Infernal Images: Final Azumanga VII
Wow. It's been ages since my last post, eh? Sorry 'bout that, guys. I kept forgetting to maintain the blog. Anyways, until I get back into the swing of things, I'll be putting up bizarre images to keep you occupied. Enjoy!
PS: This means that image posts will no longer be classified under "Maniacal Machinations".
I've seen a lot of crossover pics, but this is the first (and hopefully last) FFVII-Azumanga Daioh I've ever found.
PS: This means that image posts will no longer be classified under "Maniacal Machinations".
I've seen a lot of crossover pics, but this is the first (and hopefully last) FFVII-Azumanga Daioh I've ever found.
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