Let's Loathe with Leviathan v.3.5

I don't really have much of a topic for this one, just something to whine about.

So I'm sitting in homeroom, talking with friends about shit. Then the TV gets turned on, and the Mass Media class broadcasts the morning announcements. Cool. But once a week the "school idol" and mascot (he happens to run around in the mascot costume Friday nights in football season), Fungus, broadcasts his series "Fireside Chats." It's usually some horribly unfunny joke. Today's was the least funny of them all. He was pumping the school up for our playoff game, farthest we've ever gotten in the 50-year history of our school.
"There was once a time when all groups, the Preps, the Nerds, the Slackers, and the Hot Girls got along, and even sat at the same lunch table." My friends and I took this time to shout that the nerds have never associated with preps. "But then one day, in the forbidden social studies office, the teachers decided that the students needed to be divided. They had no control. So entered the EMO. The emo put ketchup on the Prep's shirt and blamed the Nerd. The emo stole the hot girl's lunch and framed the slacker." Oh, you did NOT just make fun of some of my best friends you little corpse eating decomposer. "But you know, the Emos may be responsible for our breaking apart, but maybe they can be responsible for our unity. They're very angry people. So we need to unite against this common enemy with anger! You can be just as angry as an emo kid with new Eem-O's!" What. "Side effects may include wearing pants made for the opposite sex, cutting, acquiring a taste for horrible music, and Hot Topic." No. You. Did. Fucking. Not.

MAKING FUN OF EMO KIDS IS 4CHAN'S JOB! YOU ASS HOLE! YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE HACKERS ON STEROIDS! AND YOU MADE FUN OF MY FRIENDS! YOU MOTHER FUCKER DECOMPOSER! I HOPE YOU TRIP AND FALL WITH YOUR MASCOT HEAD ON AND CRACK YOUR SKULL AT THE PLAYOFF GAME!

And guess what he and the cheerleaders are doing? This playoff game is against one Martin Luther King Jr. High School, primarily black population. The banner that our football players will break through is going to read, "Dreams don't always come true!"

Mine might. You'll all get horribly gangraped.

Actually, the cheerleaders are so fucking ugly and flat, they'll probably just get lynched. The football players might get assraped though, and then killed. :D