It's fucking snowing AGAIN.

Dear Georgia:

SUN BELT

-Leviathan

WTF man? It's snowing again? Not that I'm complaining... Anyway, here's a look at the other night's snow. SO! Way to forget, Georgia! You couldn't pull this off with rain? DROUGHT! LEVEL FOUR DROUGHT!

Jesus Christ. Ol' Hernando up there melted the day before it started snowing again.

And you know what else?

WE FOUND FUCKING MANGOES.

"What the fuck is this idiot talking about? mangoes? Not only do they not grow in Georgia, but they also don't grow in the snow!"
That's what I said. We found four mangoes on the ground. We threw one into a neighbor's yard to creep them the fuck out, and brought the other three in the house, two of which had brown splotches. BUT MANGOES!

Okay, I gotta go outside. My hoodie just came out of the dryer. I gotta burn some calories.

EDIT: When we found the mangoes, we looked straight up. No mango tree. Well, they were at the bottom of a slope, so we looked past the slope. Still no mango tree.

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF ATLANTA: IF YOU HAVE LOST FOUR MANGOES, WE HAVE THREE OF THEM. THE OTHER ONE IS AT OUR EVIL NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE.