Saturday, January 19, 2008

Maniacal Machinations: Applause, Compliments, and Tips

I was at Coldstone today to grab some Lemon sorbet ice cream when I looked at the tip jar (which is a really weird thing to do since, being the asshole I am, I don't tip outside of restaurants) and saw this: "Applause, Compliments, and Tips appreciated."

What the fuck? Is this some sick joke on the employees?

If I worked at Coldstone, i'd want that jar to say "Tips, tips, and more tips appreciated". Applause is nice, but I think that extra buck would be nicer if I was making minimal wage.

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