Monday, June 9, 2008

Maniacal Machinations: Forum Signatures

What the hell is with people throwing every damn image in their photobucket into their sig? Oh, wait, it's not just pictures either. We can't forget really shitty poems.

You know that cool wallpaper that you found on 4chan? Why should you keep it to yourself when you can chuck that fucker onto your sig? Share the joy, right? Hell, no one's going to mind if your sig is longer than Ireland. Does your sig take ten minutes to load? That's perfectly normal. Maybe other people are interested in your "harem" of anime women. Throw that up too. Myspace? eBay page? Gamertag? Obligatory videogame quote? A link to Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series (which isn't that funny by the way)? Gaia page? Old geocities site? Sure, why not? Why not throw up your fucking autobiography while you're at it? There's nothing wrong with your sig being bigger than your god damn post.

Two inches max, folks. Two inches max.

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